skyrim review!

This last November, we were….. Blessed… by Bethesda studios with a new elder scrolls game! Skyrim is the biggest rpg of the year with over 30 dungeons of awesome, dragon, more than a dozen major story lines to assist and distract players from their true path, and again….dragons! Around the world, Skyrim received praise from gamers of all types. Even as I criticize it and open its obvious flaws to the internet, I too love this game.


Skyrim follows the footsteps of its predecessors with only a single player campaign. As players traverse their way through Skyrim on their epic journey for who knows what, they will notice that the world is randomly generated for the most part. Besides the deceivingly modest map, and constant AI movement patterns, Bethesda has mastered the art of player triggered randomness. The crown of Skyrim is its fantastic scenery, which at a distance, shows what medieval forests and scenic mountains really would have looked like. Accommodating these tourist attractions, are DDDRRRRRRRAAAAAAGOOOONNNSSSSSS!!!!! Unheard of in the elder scrolls universe until now, dragons have made their anticlimactic return to the world of Tamriel only to be screwed over by a single dragon born fellow controlled by the player.

The Pros:

The things that Skyrim improved on and kept from oblivion were fantastic. Farther render distance and beautiful landscapes have replaced the bland overcrowded environments of Oblivion. The ability to have a pure mage class, and combine spells has really shown the magical relevance between player abilities and the world Bethesda has crafted. All in all, the game is a hell of a lot better and friendly than Oblivion, and the Pro’s heavily outweigh the cons.

Yes Bethesda we’ve seen this village a thousand times just GIVE US THE GAME ALREADY!!!!

The Cons:

The new spikiness of Skyrim is nice, but as we learned from Modern Warfare 3 a few days before Skyrim… shiny expansions don’t change entire games worth shit… the clumsy AI, bland conversation system and lack options in terms of appearance and armor customization outside of crafting is saddening to mmo jockeys like me. Bethesda obviously didn’t learn much after helping make brink…


Overall, Skyrim is by far the best Elder Scrolls game to date. I still prefer DA2 to it, but when I have a few hours of EA server downtime to rest from battlefield 3, I’ll always have Skyrim to work on. Not everyone will agree with me, but Skyrim is the world’s best expansion to any game. Besides far distance rendering, dragons, and new class systems, it doesn’t seem to have changed enough to raise as much hype as it did. The deep back-story and boat load of side quests are amusing and fun, but the more explorative players will kill all the dragons quickly as only about half are unscripted. I would rather give this game 4 out of 5 unlike everyone else, but in my defense, the same random horse appearing out of the ground glitch from Oblivion shows the lack of effort and technology that Bethesda put into a massive game. Could have been a hell of a lot better had they taken the extra few months to develop their most anticipated game in the company’s speratic existence.

Battlefield 3 console update patch notes!

Battlefield still has many bugs, but DICE has been hard at work while everyone has been playing. When you log on today all of these bugs will be more or less fixed.

General fixes
• Significant improvements to the Squad Join interface, full details in this earlier blog post
• Removed FIND ME A SQUAD option
• Allow players to join empty Squads alone, thus having 1/4 Squad members
• Change order of options to LEAVE SQUAD, INV A FRIEND, SWITCH TEAM
• Disable Privacy flag when 1 man Squad
• Reset Privacy flag from Private to Public when Squad drops to 1 player
• All occupied Squads will now show up colored blue on the Squad selection screen
• Players who choose not to join Squads will also show up as Blue in the “Not in a Squad” line
• Squads that are currently empty will display as white — if you wish to join an empty Squad, you can choose the first one marked with white text
• Added round duration and ticket summary at end of round screen
• Fixed sound for when climbing ladders
• Fixed and issue with some weapons’ sounds in first person view
• Fixed a swim sound loop error
• You should no longer be able to damage a friendly vehicle when sitting in an open position
• Grenades now drop to ground if you get killed while attempting to throw it
• Spawn protection now should work in Conquest so you no longer should spawn too close to enemies
• You should no longer spawn too close to enemies in TDM and SQDM
• Fix for missing input restriction during intro movie, causing players to potentially fall and die while watching movie if moving controller (or having a controller with a bad stick zone)
• Combat areas on Kharg Island in Rush mode tweaked in order to disallow defenders to access the carrier ship after first base is taken and being able to enter the AA gun
• Fixed a problem with revived players not being able to get suppressed
• Fixed a problem with the camera when being revived in co-op
• Spotting VO now plays when spotting from MAV/EOD bot
• Fixed several issues regarding the kill card, including showing wrong weapons used for the kill
• Fixed that sometimes you would be stuck on a black screen when kicked from server
• Fixed so when a team captures two flags at the same time, the UI does not show wrong owner of the flag
• Fixed a problem where the capture progress bar was shown as friendly when the enemy was capturing
• Fixed a problem with the bipod deploy sound
• Fixed a problem that you could be spawned in with no weapons after being killed while using the EOD bot
• Fixed problems with health bars not displaying health properly when using EOD bots
• Fixed a problem with flickering name tags
• Fixed a problem where you could damage friendly helicopters
• Fixed a problem where you could get stuck in the co-op menu when attempting to join the session twice
• You should now be able to spot explosives
• You should no longer spawn in home base if your selected spawn point is disabled while waiting to spawn (e.g. if your teammate dies right before you are about to spawn)
• Damage from bullets will now continue to cause damage even after the firing user is dead
• Fixed several client crashes
• Fixed a problem where players could get stuck in the join queue
• Fixed the repair icon on the minimap
• Fixed a problem with changing camera on certain vehicles
• Fixed a problem with the grenade indicator when in guided missile mode
• Fixed a problem where the machine could hard lock when joining a public coop game
• Fixed a problem where the headset attached icon would not show up in the UI
• Fixed a problem with the falling antenna on Caspian Border. It should now more instantly kill anyone in its falling path
• Fixed a problem where tank turrets would turn too slow
• Fixed a bug on co-op mission “Exfiltration” where you could end up outside the vehicle and not being able to enter it again, thus blocking the mission
• Fixed a problem where a user can become invulnerable after being resurrected
• Fixed a problem with the M60 reload sound
• Fixed a hang in terrain streaming, causing the user to get stuck on black screen under special circumstances in single player
• Fixed a problem where the enemy would not be able to get a road kill on a user that was using the SOFLAM
• Fixed soldiers disappearing in the mortar kill cam
• Fix for Type88 and MG36 zoom in animation offset when in supported shooting mode (using bipods)
Balance changes
• Increased the damage of helicopter miniguns, AA guns, and jet cannons against infantry
• Increased the damage of helicopter miniguns against jeeps
• Reduced the physics impact of AA guns and jet cannons so players under attack from these weapons no longer should lose control
• Increased the damage of the 44 Magnum slightly
• Increased the range and minimum damage of the .357 Round from the MP412 Rex
• Increased the range of all .45cal and 9mm weapons
• Slightly increased the range of the P90 and MP7 and PDW-R
• Slightly increased the range of the 5.56mm PDW-R and decreased the minimum damage at long range
• Slightly increased the minimum range of the Mk11, SVD, and M39 EMR 7.62mm rifles
• Decreased the maximum damage and maximum range of the G3 and SCAR-H 7.62mm weapons
• Reduced the damage from FIM-92 and SA-18 IGLA missiles against aircraft
• Increased the damage and range of the 40mm BUCK rounds
• Reduced the damage .50cal weapons do against helicopters
• Updated T90 canister shell tweaks to match Abrams canister shells

Hopefully now we can enjoy even more of the game now with these patches, at least console wise PC just keeps on updating with plugins on the server browser.

Source: Author: Eric L Patterson News Editor

dark side light side?

So, I was in the sw:tor beta this last weekend, and I decided to make this poll, and then I thot, rdpete has an xbox now, so what about that? sure why not, here’s a fun little post 😀

The Old Republic Beta has no NDA

TA MOTHER FUCKING DA! this last weekend, I COMPLETELY ignored everything not SW:ToR beta except rdpete getting an XBOX 360, but including my Skyrim review, which will come either later tonight or tomorrow for sure. back to the main topic of this post! Star Wars: The Old Republic beta. Last Tuesday I was informed through e-mail that I was invited to play in the SWTOR beta and I’m gonna say… redefining mmorpg’s is Bioware’s new forte.

The Old Republic is not a wow clone as gameplay suggests. The game not only starts players with a cutscene/bioware style chat sequence just to remind players that they are playing a bioware rpg…. that rpg just also happens to have thousands of players playing TOGETHER at the same time as players level up and explore their way through the Star Wars Universe as they have never seen before as the game is set thousands of years before all movies and games. I amazed at how well the game kept up the prestige of bioware story and level design while implementing the combat familiar to so many mmo players looking for a side addiction from the cocaine they started to doing to get away from WoW. I myself played WoW for 3 years before quiting, and SW:ToR has shown me the way Blizzard SHOULD have gone about making the worlds biggest MMO.

Back to playing said beta for the last few hours it’s available to me for the weekend,

plasmatic blood(XBL) @plasmaticblood (twitter)

Bioware and teasing….

earlier today, a first look video of bioware’s newest IP was released here is a picture of the game during the video: near future?.... yea.....

and here is the video:


also, it was officially announced that the SPIKE VGA’s(video game awards) will be aired on SPIKE tv on Decembeer 10th.


still scanning the internet for random “things” to prep for sw:tor,


plasmatic blood(xbl) @plasmaticblood(twitter)

BACK to the crafting table

so, we’ve been gone for a few days. but we’re back for the most part, we skipped our podcast last week, and we’re gonna make up for it with a skyrim post tomorrow, a podcast and week in review video next week. also, sometime this weekend we will be giving out some improved information on minecraft according to what all happens at Minecon tomorrow and friday.

game renting…. YEAH!!! oh yeah… and skyrim

So, today I had the pleasure of realizing something. RedBox had SKYRIM!!! first day release and I’m playing the most anticipated rpg of the year for 2$! might be 4$ if i keep it through tomorrow(most proboble) but ya know what? im a gamer, its freaking friday night, and I already have 6 hours of gameplay in. not only will I be posting another review tomorrow of this said fantasy epic.

In other words, I’ve realized how awesome and handy these rental services have become since blockbuster took it down a notch and the digit cloud started covering the world. Among other resources like Redbox, which really takes the spotlight in day by day movie rentals, GameFly and Netflix are the real industry giants. While Netflix does not yet deliver games, they do give millions of people games, and the same can be said for GameFly who obviously DOES do game rentals. Aint the world just great?

Anyway, the moral of the story is, Skyrim’s out, its great, I love redbox witha passion, and most importantly, fuck call of duty modern warfare 3. I may have said nothing about it in this post, but skyrim beats it 3 to 1, and they shouldnt even be compared really. I still just wanna say I’m glad game and movie rentals are still around even though walking around a large store of stock isnt so much a part of it anymore.

again, thank god for redbox, i need to kill more dragons nao.

-plasmatic blood(XBL) @plsmaticblood(twitter)

PS: happy veterans day, i have a cousin in the marines and I really do appreciate everything the military does for country